Sunday, June 17, 2007

Visit from Fig and Tad

Sorry I didn't post yesterday but I've been too excited and having too much fun! Look who came yesterday!!!!!!!

Fig, Tad, and Massah! YAAAAAAAAAAAAY! (Look how UNHAPPY Massah was in the car. It's because Auntie was jumping around and waving me around and Fig and Tad were OUT OF CONTROL CRAZY WANTING TO GET OUT OF THE CAR!)

Some of you asked if Fig was going to be joining us, since the only one I mentioned was Tad. Rest assured, where Tad goes, Fig always runs ahead. Let me explain why I prefer the Tadpole to the Fig. Fig, the heavyweight Boston, is a tad (hee! Tad!) overbearing. Don't get me wrong, she's nice and doesn't hurt me, but she's IN MY FACE NONSTOP ALL THE TIME. And she's not quite as gentle as Tad. Let me show you. This is Tad:

"Well hello there little Coco. You are a lovely and pleasant little puppy. So nice to see you again. I hope Massah lets me out of the car so we can exchange bum smells. Chip, chip, cheerio!"

And here's Fig:

"Be very afraid, little wimpy whatever you are. I don't think you're a dog cause you're so little. You're kinda like IT. And I DON'T TRUST YOU. See this skull and crossbones collar I'm wearing? Yeah. Don't mess with me. Because I am a Boston Terrorist. The coolest and baddest breed of dog EVER. I'll play nice, but listen up, pup, I won't let you out of my sight."

See the difference? So that's why I like Tad a tad bit more than Fig. Moving on... Here I am showing Fig how submissive I am to her:

Then she violated my personal space. But that's OK. It's just something we doggies have to go through.

And then TAD DID THE SAME THING. I was a pretty annoyed at him and told him "LISTEN YOU LITTLE CHINESE MAN! I may have secretly let the world know that I had a crush on you but if you're gonna do THIS (!!!) then it's OVER."

So Tad is no longer my secret boyfriend crush. Ladies, he's up for grabs! But beware! He's a little frisky!

And then after that Tad tries even harder to be macho by raising his leg to pee!!! I don't know if you've been following his blog at all, but he's a boy and he never pees like a boy should. He pees like a lady. Auntie tried to get pictures of him in the act, but her camera was too slow...

(And I don't know why she took this one. Who wants to see his scrawny little butt?!)

We were quite a bizarre mixture of doggins.

Then we went inside and Fig would NOT leave me alone. So I kept trying to get away from her and mostly laid around on the backs of chairs and couches. (Massah took a funny video of it, so make sure to check Tad's blog on Monday to see if she puts it up!)

Then Auntie and Massah decided it would be a cute idea to take their pictures with me and Tad. Whatever. (Notice the absence of Fig. That is because she was kept inside due to Moose, the neighbor's Golden Retriever coming over to visit. Fig FREAKS OUT whenever she sees him, even though he's as gentle as a lamb. She tries to attack and bite him, which is silly because he could eat her in one bite. So anyway while this picture was being taken Fig was still inside screaming her head off.)

Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there! Have a great weekend everyone!!


ToFFee said...

Hi Coco!

I hope you had a fab time with your new pawrents!

Lickey and kisses to you and your pawrents!

Happy F-day!


Luckie the Dachie said...

Hey Coco,
I can't believe Tad did that to you..I thought he played nice. :P He was probably trying to be as manly as he could. hehe...
Fig is just...well...Fig.... :P

Lorenza said...

Hi, Coco.
I hope you had great time with Tad and Fig.
Tad was a little bit indiscreet in that picture!

Toby said...

Hey Coco!~ Thanks for the weekend update!! Mom was secretly hoping you or Tad would post soon!~

Wow, that Fig is kinda a bully huh? She called you wimpy!!! Are you gonna take that?? Well, she's bigger than you are, so I guess it'll have to slide.

As for Tad, what? Are you serious? You're already over him??? I hope he's not too crushed....


Balboa said...

Hee hee, that's my Fig, I bet she could take on that "Moose".

Sorry to hear that Tad is no longer your dream guy, I'm sure you'll find someone else to crush on.

Looks like you had a great time, though.

Frenchie Snorts

coco said...


Sorry for the confusion, but I didn't get new pawrents. Mine are just on vacation so I'm being doggy-sat. But my pawrents come home tomorrow!!! I can't wait!

Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

Wow you really know other dog bloggers! Pawsome!

Bussie Kissies

Peanut said...

Hmm well I am sorry Tad violated you in that way but he will be very happy he was being like a boy. Fig is funny isn't she?

Ruby Bleu said...

Hey Coco...
That picture of you with your Auntie, Massah and Tad was so nice. You all looked so happy. Too bad Fig wasn't in the picture :( Looks like you guys had a great weekend. I bet you can't wait until your Mommy & Daddy come home tomorrow - yay!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Joe Stains said...

boston terrorists are by far superior, its ok that other dogs just dont get it! it looks like you guys had a good enough time though!

Ferndoggle said...

What a SUPER Cool day!! You're so lucky to hang out with Tad & Fig.


Oscar Airedale said...

I too thought Tad was a nice polite boy. I guess hormones get the better of us all sometimes!

Oscar x

Tadpole said...

Oh Coco - so sorry I offended you.

(hee! hee! hee!)

fig said...

Balboa's right - I could have TOTALLY taken Moose out....

Anyway, you're not as annoying as I remembered - I might come to ignore you, with time, like I do Sadie.

MJ's doghouse said...

wow coco..nice to meet you..that is too bad tad made you feel violated...i am sure if fig wasnt around tad would ahve been more apropriate...sometimes dogs like to show off...i think you should give him a second dont want him sitting home and drowning in beer and singing sadsongs do you

ToFFee said...

Hi Coco! Sorry about the confusion, I got confused again on the newer post!

So you'll be back to your pawrents.. I'm sure you miss them tons!

Give them lotsa licks! I'm sure they have lotsa pressies for you!


Quinvale AstaLaVista Baby said...

G'day Coco,

Maybe you and Tad can patch things up!

xxx Asta down under