OH MY GOSH! You are not going to believe what I got today!!!!! Watch this!
Silly Auntie thought I just picked up a funny colored rock. No-ho-ho! I've seen other bigger dogs chew and eat rocks, but my palate is much more distinguished. This was FRESH ROBIN EGG!!! Auntie totally freaked out when she realized what it was -- you can hear her at the very end of the video! HAAAAAA! But then she wouldn't let me finish licking it. Come on! I only peed twice in the house today! I deserve a yummy treat!
But never fear, fellow doggies. Before she could close the door after bringing me inside, I RAN BACK OUT! as fast as my four wee little legs could carry me! And I got a big mouthful of eggy shell! WOO HOO! Then I ran and ran and ran so she couldn't catch me, but she stood by the egg and when I tried to sneak another bite she grabbed me! Boo!
Oh well. It was heaven while it lasted.