Tuesday, September 4, 2007

TADdle tale by sophie

tad, this is sophie. if your massacreversary pressie doesn't make it to your house, here is proof of why. coco was all like, mom can i pleeeeeease seal tad's card-envelope-thing with a kiss? all innocent and doe-eyed. and mom was all like, aw honey how sweet of you - of course you can - what a thoughtful gesture...
then of course the truth comes out about little miss stealer as she grabs the card away from mom and runs away as fast as she can. she took it to her room and tried to lay low, hoping no one would notice her stealering (as if!!) she's like, hey if i dont' look at you then i don't see you and if i dont' see you, you don't see me, right? right??but you can plainly see by the look on her face that she is guilty and she knows she is a stealer and her name is coco stealerton and she stealers all the time. maybe she wants to make sure mom takes her over to tad's when she delivers the pressie. or maybe she wants to feel close to tad. whatever the reason, she is a kriminal because she takes things that do NOT belong to her every minute of every hour of every day and no one knows this better than me because she stealers my stuff constantly. so i'm just here to expose her for what she really is. not that i'm bitter, mind you, but you have the right to know the truth.

and i always tell the truth and i always (well almost always) pee and poo outside in the YARD like i'm supposed to (or at least in the dining room where no one sees me and not in PLAIN VIEW like some animals do) and i do better tricks than this stealer ever dreamed of and i am honest i hope tad gets his pressie before she stealers it too. - sophie




9 comments:

Ruby Bleu said...

WOW Sophie! Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the closet today...or at least recently had a toy stolen from one said kriminal CoCo. Breath dear, breath...it will all be ok!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Joe Stains said...

uh oh, sounds like you two BOTH need to be in time out.

nobody likes a tattle tail!!!!!

Lorenza said...

Sophie.
You sounds not happy about Coco. As always, I must say!! She is not a stealer, she just wants to have fun! And you should do the same thing!
Sure Tad will get his present soon!
Have a good night
Lorenza

Ume said...

awww... Sophie, i'm sure Coco was juz being playful, she's not a stealer.

Poppy said...

Sopie, you are a good dog to poop only outside and in the dining room. I can tell you have the manners of a true lady. But to be truthful, sometimes I poop out in the open like Coco does. Oops!

Poppy

Bella said...

Well that sure could be evidence of stealering, or it could be that CoCo was sealing Tad's card with a kiss/bite/slobber
I will have to hear both sides of the story
Wuffs
Bella

Stanley said...

Hey, Sophie!

Want to take a nice long vacation in GooberStan? We'll have a full-sized closet all ready for you, with everything you need. Sounds like you could use a break.

Goober love,
Stanley

FleasGang said...

Maybe she's a member of the Pixburg Stealers and just can't help it.

The FleasGang

Peanut said...

Hmm well I say Sophie. I am glad you warned us about Coco. How else would we know.