so i was just lying around looking for something to do today,
when i found a really fun little toy. it's kinda like my toothbrush toy, but it tastes different. and it's super fun to chew around on. but when mommy saw me, she got all wigged out about it and took it away from me. no-no, coco - that's notatoy! not-a-toy!
she was all blabbering on about her favorite hotel in miami beach, and little teeth marks all over it now, and something about lead poisoning and blah, blah, blah
so while she was having her little melt-down, i just jumped up and grabbed it again - HA-HA stingy mommy! watch me run!
so then of course she chased me down (fun) and took it away again (NOT fun)!
i was like, geez, mom, why don't you over-react?
so i decided to forget playing with HER and luckily, dad had left a pile of clothes on the bed (another thing mom was blithering about). so i went and laid on them, to show my solidarity with dad.
ah, the smell of daddy. it started making me sleepy...