Sunday, August 12, 2007

boredom, diapers and chocolate martinis

mom's been busy moving out the hooman pups. it's so boring around here. everyone was gone ALL DAY LONG yesterday. they said we couldn't come with them cuz we wouldn't have any fun anyway, and might even get stepped on.
i did get a chance to go visit my girl's place yesterday but i got so excited i peed on her carpet and she freaked out. she told mom i had to wear one of my diapers next time i come over.
huh?!?!
yes, diapers. i am not posting any pictures of me in them, but my mom did buy me some a few months ago. they are unspeakably gross and embare-assing and i cannot possibly walk in them, let alone pee. (omd if i did, there'd be pee all over my beautiful hair. are these people nuts or what????)
mom is super stressed out and the pawents are growling at each other a lot. she keeps threatening to break out the chocolate martinis. i don't know what those are, but if it makes mom happier and more playful, i'm all for it!
(mom says secret apologies to auntie...butcha gotta remember, she is after all, a mere hooman)

19 comments:

River said...

Coco I'm sorry you get left on your own for most of the day - but it's definitely better than being stepped on!

River

Seadra & Zoe said...

Ho Coco....Sounds like there is a lot going on with the humans right now. Go ahead and make your Mom a chocolate martinis. She deserves it.

Hope your weekend gets better.

Love, Seadra and Zoe

Joe Stains said...

coco, trust me moving stinks and you dont want to be anywhere near that nonsense. people are grumpy and mad.

Peanut said...

I tell you coco i know what you mean about the grumpiness. My parents are getting totally grumpy. The movers come on Thursday and we leave here the 27th. Maybe my mom and your mom should have those chocolate martinis together.

Lorenza said...

Hi, Coco.
I hope the stress goes away soon!
I can imagine how bothering is that thing of the diapers.
I don't know what a chocolate martini is but if your mom will feel better, make her one or two.
Have a good night
Lorenza

PreciOus said...

Hi Coco, sorrie about the breaking up of your pack. But you'll get to see them once in awhile ya? Cheer up ok? Hugs to you and your mom.

Snuggle,
Precious

leah said...

hey, don't apologize to me! it has nothing to do with me -- it's about you and your journey.

Bella said...

Yikes CoCo,
That doesn't sound like much of a fun day at all - moving is very stressful.
Diapers OMD would they really put them on you ??? eeewww
Wuffs
Bella
p.s, Sophie perhaps you can post picture of CoCo in her diaper coz it must look really funny - hee hee shhhhh

Tadpole said...

I want some diapers. That way I'll NEVER have to get up! Just make some pee-pee and continue cuddling and sleeping.

Seadra & Zoe said...

Coco....can you send me your email address at seadrazozo@hotmail.com

Thanks, Seadra and Zoe

Toto said...

Hi Coco, thanks for visiting my blog,I think you are absolutely Beautiful!!!! Wags and Licks,Toto

Coco said...

Hey coco...this is Coco the maltepoo...
your mom got you... DIAPERS??? aahh noooo we dogs need to lift our legs!!!! (lol)

It does sound like your humans are busy right now...but that won't last too long! They love ya lots and lots, you know that! and you are sooo, soooo CUTE =]

Luckie Girl said...

Hey Coco,
Don't ever let those diapers touch you okay? It's such a silly invention. I think they are for hooman pups who don't have hair on their butts!!

Ruby Bleu said...

Diapers are for babies...not Coco's!!! It'll be ok soon Coco, once everything settles down with the people pups!!! Give lots of love to your Momma, ok?

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Toby said...

I agree with joey. Moving does suck BIG time and it's really not fun whatsoever. As for the diapers....NO WAY!! What the *$&*#&?

Tobes

ToFFee said...

let them do all the work.. just have fun..

hoomans can be very cranky when doing chores...

let your mom have the chocolate martini.. maybe my mom needs it too.. she's been grumpy lately..

Wuffs!
Toffee

Oscar's mummy and daddy said...

I'm sure you'll get all mum's attentions once things are all settled down.

Katy x

Ferndoggle said...

Our Mom will be right over for a round of Chocolate Martinis!!

Moving is the worst, but it'll be over soon!!

Sherman, Penny & Lola

Ume said...

ohhh Coco... u r a hapPee dog like me! i pee when i get overly excited, n my hooman threatens to put diaper on me too! u should bury them somewhere if u can get your paws on them!